Nigerians would always be peculiar people. That's what makes the country fun and distracts us from all the wahala .
If you are coming to Nigeria or Lagos for the first time , this would be very helpful.
Here are some slangs we won’t stop saying anytime soon.
This is the way we say “Traffic jam”
in Naija . I dey inside go slow .
This has two meanings, it means hailing a taxi and riding in it alone to your destination. It also means alighting from a bus or taxi.
Well, nothing much to say here, it's Vulcanizer my dear people.
is actually an action, the person doing the rewiring should be called an electrician, not a rewire, I tire for my country pipo!!!
Its “bumper” folks , haha .
Men In Black
This refers to the police , the popo , the Nigerian Police Force .
This word doesn't really mean something abusive, It can be translated as “Carrier of people /carrier of crowd”
.But the madness of the Agberos has made the word abusive.So it means conductors, tax collectors, infact any tout and their species.
From my little understanding of Yoruba , "Alaye" means “the living”, “alive”, “lively”
,but the way it's used is similar to the way Americans call their friends “N!gg@”
It means “move”
or “move fast”
Danfo slang for 500 Naira .I am still confused how they coined this name .
Danfo slang for 20 Naira . Muri-> Muritala Mohammed on the note
Waso / Wazo
Danfo slang for 50 Naira .Coined from two out of the three major ethnic group’s interpretation of “come”
Faiba / Fiber
Danfo slang for 10 Naira
Cut Your Hand
This one cracks me up every time .It means “turn the steering wheel”.